Parents Guide to IM/Chat Acronyms

AAB – Abort at birth

AFAIK - As far as I know
AFK - Away from keyboard

AFK? – Anyone feeling kinky
AITR – Adult in the room

AKA - Also know as
ASAP - As soon as possible
ASL – Age, sex, location

ASL? – Anal sex lovers

B4 - Before
BAK - Back at keyboard

BARF – Big assed round female
BBL - Be Back Later/Big breasted lady
BBS - Be Back Soon/Big bald stud
BCNU - Be seeing you

BDG – Big d**ked guy
BFN - Bye for now

BOHIC – Bend over here it comes
BRB - Be Right Back
BTDT - Been There Done That
BTSOOM BTW - By the Way
BYOH - Bat you on the head
CFV - Call for votes

CRS – Can’t remember s**t
CU - See you
CUL - See you Later
CUL8R - See you later

C2C – C**t to c**t or c**k to c**k
DYJHIW - Don't you just hate it when...

DYS? – Do you suck
E or X - Ecstasy

EG - Evil grin
ETLA - Extended three letter acronym
F2F - Face to face
FAQ - Frequently Asked Question
FFS - For F***ing Sake
FUBAR – F***ed up beyond all recognition
FOAD – F*** off and Die
FWIW - For what it's worth
FYA - For your amusement
FYI - For your information
G - Grin
GA - Go ahead
GBH - Great back hug
GBH&K - Great back hug & kiss
GR&D - Grinning, running & ducking
H - Hug
HB - Hug back
HH - Holding hands
HHOJ/K - Ha Ha, Only Joking/Kidding
HHOS - Ha Ha, Only Serious
HIWTH - Hate it when that happens
HI-5 – H.I.V.

IAE - In any event
IANAL - I am not a lawyer
IBN - I'm Buck Naked!
IDK - I don't know

IMO – In my orifice
IMHO - In My Humble Opinion
IMNSHO - In my not so humble opinion
IMO - In my opinion
IOW - In other words
IRL - In Real Life
IYKWIM - If you know what I mean
JAM - Just a Minute
JASE - Just another system error
J/K - Just kidding
K - Kiss
KB - Kiss back
KOTC - Kiss on the cheek
L8R - Later
L - Laugh
LMAO - Laughing my a** off
LOL - Laughs Out Loud
LYLAB/S - Love You Like A Brother/Sister
METH – Crystal methamphetamine

MILF – Mother I’d like to f**k

MORF - Male or female
MOTAS - Members of the appropriate sex
MOTOS - Members of the opposite sex
MOTSS - Members of the same sex
MUD - Multi User Dungeon
NIFOC - Naked in Front of Computer
NINE – 9 millimeter handgun

NFW - No F***ing way
NRN - No reply necessary

OBER – Old big enormous rod
OBTW - Oh, by the way
OIC - Oh, I see

OMG – Old men’s goodies
OTOH - On the other hand
OTT - Over the Top
PD - Public domain
PHAT – Pretty hot and tempting

PLOS – Parents looking over shoulder

PMJI - Pardon me, Jumping in (when you interrupt a conversation)
PMFJI - Pardon me for jumping in (same as above)
PITA - Pain in the a**
POTC - Peck on the cheek
REHI - Hello again
RFD - Request for discussion

RMHB – Ride me hard baby
ROTFL - Rolling on the Floor Laughing (also ROFL)
ROTFLMAO - Roll on the floor laughing my a** off
RSN - Real soon now
RTFM - Read The F***ing Manual
RUOK - Are you OK?
S - Smile
SB - Smiles back
SITD - Still in the dark
SNAFU - Situation normal, all F****ed up
SO - Significant other
SOL - Stuff outta luck (not us)
STFU - Shut the F*** Up
SW - Shareware
SYL - See you later
TARFU - Things are really f***ed up
TGIF - Thank God it's Friday
TIA - Thanks in advance
TIC - Tongue in cheek
TLA - Three letter acronym
TNX - Thanks
TNX 1.0E6 - Thanks a million
TTFN - Ta Ta for Now
TTYL - Talk to You Later
VEG - Very evil grin
VES - Very evil smile
VWG - Very wicked grin
VWS - Very wicked smile
W - Wink
WG - Wicked grin
WRT - With regard to (also with respect to)
WTF - What the Foobar?
WTH - What the hell
WTHDTM - What the hell does that mean
YKYBOTLW - You know you've been on-line too long when...

420 – To smoke pot

8 ball – eight ball, an eighth of an ounce (drugs)