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Melissa and Jason help Brendon run for office against the previously undefeated Thurman Thackery. Unsolicited help from the school bully, Shannon, raises questions about the fairness of the campaign. Also, Coach McGuirk gives stand-up comedy a try.

Identifying a Body

Brendon's doing a good job trying to raise money for the school walk-a-thon, but Coach McGuirk is doing a better job spending it. No worries! Coach's long-lost Uncle Pedro has died and left something for him in his will.

Hiatus

Believing they're in a creative rut, the kids agree to take a hiatus. Brendon reluctantly agrees to film Duane's band rehearsal and meets Cynthia, an older choreographer. Coach McGuirk and Mr. Lynch plan a trip to Cancun, while Paula is the victim of budget cuts at her school.

Business and Pleasure

Jason and Melissa fight for bigger roles in Brendon's latest movie project. Erik, meanwhile, helps Paula with her job search. McGuirk, who's taking care of a friend's dog, becomes suspicious that Brendon's doing drugs after he starts showing up to practice late and tired.

The Party

The kids are invited to Fenton Mewly's birthday party. Brendon has been asked to make a special film for the occasion, but has a hard time praising Fenton since he can't stand him.

Impressions

Brendon takes Cynthia to Jason's country club and pretends to be a member. The ruse is exposed when a waiter calls his bluff. Paula is suffering from test anxiety. McGuirk pretends to be a bodybuilder in order to get a date with a former schoolmate.

Dad

Brendon spends the weekend with his father and his father's girlfriend, Linda, who turns out to be a very unpleasant person. Coach McGuirk, meanwhile, plays big brother to a student who is prone to sickness.

Therapy

Brendon goes to family therapy with Andrew and Linda to learn "gentle talk." Brendon doesn't like the therapy, and when the therapist begins to analyze his movies, he likes it even less.

Class Trip

A class trip to a hotel provides a great opportunity for some "on-location" footage. It sounds like a great plan until Paula is asked to chaperone the trip with Mr. Lynch. Coach McGuirk has to get a second job to pay for damages resulting from a fight with the office coffeemaker.

History

Mr. Lynch is tutoring Brendon, who is failing history. His lack of historical perspective is evident through his movies, which star the evil George Washington, the evil Picasso and the evil Annie Oakley.

Writer's Block

The school writing fair is one week away, and Brendon is suffering a bad case of writer's block! Melissa and Jason put pressure on him to no avail, but they end up being a hit anyway. Paula is inspired by the pep talk she gives Brendon and gets back to her writing roots.

Pizza Club

Paula tries to get a role in one of Brendon's films about a little girl named Little Malooloo, who has two fathers. McGuirk feels left out by the regular pizza club meetings that Brendon has with his dad.

The Wedding

Brendon's dad is marrying his girlfriend. A rash is slowly covering Brendon's body, but otherwise he's doing okay. Paula's friend Stephanie is in town for the wedding and takes a liking to Coach McGuirk.

Shore Leave

Erik is worried that Melissa doesn't have enough friends who are girls, so he enrolls her in "The Fairy Princesses." Meanwhile, Brendon gets invited to spend the weekend with Fenton, whom he didn't even know he was friends with. Both Brendon and Melissa have what they consider to be the worst weekends of their lives.

Breaking Up Is Hard To Do

A kitchen fire at the Smalls' is nothing compared to the flaring tempers triggered when both of Paula's newly separated parents move in. To make matters worse, Coach McGuirk volunteers to "renovate" the kitchen. Meanwhile, Brendon, Jason and Melissa make a crime drama called "Mulligan and Winooski" about two cops.

Bad Influences

The camera does add 10 pounds, but so does binging on junk food. Brendon and Jason are gaining weight at an alarming rate, so in order to break the "fat-enabling" cycle, they decide to never see each other again.

Improving Your Life Through Improv

Brendon gets caught making fun of another kid at school, and as a result, Mr. Lynch sends everyone to sensitivity training on a Saturday. There they learn the value of really bad improv games and experience the song "No Skin Off My Ass." Also, Paula secretly enters one of Brendon's movies in a contest.

Four's Company

Melissa gets a new French-accented boyfriend, and Brendon and Jason get jealous when her love life starts to interfere with their busy production schedule -- and the casting of their Susan B. Anthony biopic. Meanwhile, Coach McGuirk transforms into to a social planner.

Renaissance

Brendon, Jason and Melissa are performing the musical "King Arthur Meets Robin Hood" at a medieval fair organized by Mr. Lynch. Tensions soon arise between the fair and the sci-fi convention next door. Can Brendon bring peace to the warring factions? Also, can Coach McGuirk stay in character as a medieval blacksmith?

My Cheatin' Heart

Brendon has trouble convincing Jason and Melissa to make their latest film backwards, a la "Memento." Meanwhile, Brendon is forced to work on his golf game after his dad pressures him into playing a round with an important client. Coach McGuirk gives Brendon some valuable golf advice: cheat.

Guitarmageddon

The kids ignore the fact that they have no musical experience or talent and decide to start a band, recording their first single, "Freaky Outie." At the same time, Duane enters a guitar contest where he will face his arch-rival, Jimmy Monet.

Storm Warning

Coach McGuirk tries to convince Paula to pose as his fiancé while his sister visits. Meanwhile, Paula needs to get her novel to her agent before he goes on vacation. On the filmmaking front, the kids try to decide whether they want to make a mockumentary about making a movie, a mock making-of-a-mockumentary movie, or just a movie.

Time To Pay the Price

Brendon, Jason and Melissa get in big trouble at school and have to go to a "scared straight" program at the local prison. Meanwhile, Paula stumbles across a huge pile of the kids' old movies and, incredibly, she watches them. What's more, she discovers an odd motif that runs through every film.

Broken Dreams

In a suspicious coincidence, Melissa and Jason each break their arms. This may affect the current film in production, but Brendon is also worried that he's dumb, or at the very least, that Melissa is smarter than he is. Meanwhile, McGuirk desperately wants to become a lifeguard.

Stow-A-Way

The kids decide to run away to Europe and become expatriate artists, but find their plan is a little lost at sea. Back home, McGuirk's car breaks down and he has no money to fix it. He asks Tom Wilsonberg, author of "Starting Early: The New World of Corporate Kids," for financial advice. Tom's answer? Gambling.

Coffins and Cradles

The kids are preparing for Halloween, Linda -- Brendon's new stepmother -- is preparing to have a baby and Coach McGuirk is preparing to have the romantic night of his life. Despite all this, no one is prepared when things start to go wrong.

Everyone's Entitled to My Opinion

Brendon begins writing reviews for a movie website called movie-winner-or-weiner.com. Jason and Melissa are excited because Brendon gets passes for all of them to see the premiere of "All That Violence." Meanwhile, Coach McGuirk wreaks havoc because he's finally got a friend "on the inside."

Camp

Brendon, Jason and Melissa attend a performing arts camp where they learn that they actually know very little about the performing arts. Meanwhile, Coach McGuirk is forced to flee from a crazed group of crying men who want to hug him.

Bye, Bye, Greasy

Brendon is chosen to direct the school musical "Bye, Bye, Greasy." Everyone gets involved, including Fenton, Paula, Coach McGuirk and Shannon.

The Heart Smashers

Brendon is trying to finish his undersea epic about the Mighty Septopus, but Fenton Mewly's prima donna fits keep getting in the way. Meanwhile, Paula is trying desperately to break up with her new boyfriend. Also, Coach McGuirk joins a gym and works only on one machine: the Pec Flexor.

The Wizard's Baker

The kids run out of funds to complete their most ambitious film yet, a medieval rock opera. While Brendon is dying to get out of what he sees as the worst film he's ever made, Jason and Melissa go door-to-door to secure more funding. Brendon sneaks off to join the Skunk Scouts, hoping to recapture what's left of his childhood.

Psycho-Delicate

Brendon, Jason and Melissa try their hand at a Hitchcock-style thriller. They want to get into a film festival run by a local video store clerk. Coach McGuirk spends all his time at a diner, trying to woo a roller-skating waitress and actress named Fred. Meanwhile, Paula tries to get a refund from her hairdresser.

Curses

Brendon gets in trouble for making a movie about a foul-mouthed robot. The neighborhood kids love it, but the parents hate it, so Paula orders Brendon to re-shoot it and make a G-rated version. Meanwhile, Melissa gets jealous when her dad, Erik, wants to date a woman from his journal-writing class.

Honkey Magoo

Life turns upside-down for Brendon, Jason and Melissa when they find a lost puppy, which Brendon names Honkey Magoo. The hyper puppy quickly runs out of friends after wrecking Paula's house, ruining the kids' movie, chasing off Mr. Lynch's cats and turning Jason's new parakeet against him.

Those Bitches Tried To Cheat Me

Jason falls for a fifth grader, but he can't get beyond that awkward, initial "stalking" phase. He asks Brendon for help, but Brendon has bigger problems: after cheating on a test, he's being blackmailed by Jr. Adelberg, Walter and Perry. Melissa, feeling left out, helps Coach McGuirk cheat in traffic school.

Cho and the Adventures of Amy Lee

When Brendon scores a lucky goal in a soccer game, he runs afoul of Cho, the best goalie in the league. Jason thinks Cho's a bully, but Melissa thinks he's hot. Brendon is caught up in the idea of doing nice things for people and changing their lives. Meanwhile, Coach McGuirk re-lives a competitive catastrophe.

Definite Possible Murder

Laid up with a leg injury, Brendon spies on his new neighbor, Raymond Burley, a man who might possibly be involved in some questionably suspicious behavior. Meanwhile, Coach McGuirk reads an important pamphlet and decides to attend bartending school.

Temporary Blindness

Brendon, Jason and Melissa are assigned a family tree project in school. The assignment brings up issues that none of the kids feel like dealing with -- namely, their families. Meanwhile, Coach McGuirk gets laser eye surgery to correct his vision and becomes an occasionally blind, possible prophet.

Focus Grill

The kids test their latest film in front of a rather hostile focus group. Meanwhile, Coach McGuirk helps Paula pick out and assemble an extremely large grill for the Small family.